name: Carolina Hemingway
age: 21
birthday: September 19
year: Junior
major: Creative Writing
hometown: London, England
style: Has a closet find with designer duds [I’m assuming this meant to say “filled with designer duds,” because, otherwise, I don’t understand]
biography: Does the last name sound familiar? It should. Carolina is the great grand daughter of Ernest Hemingway and cousin of model Dree Hemingway. She was born into a famous family and even did a little modeling of her own as a teen. Carolina ended up in Washington in order to escape the spotlight but sometimes it still follows her. She wants to find her own path.
model: you choose
taken by: open
Wait, so let me explain her style and what my general idea for it was, because I’ve actually thought a lot about this and this was fun and possibly the only decent part of my audition.
The bio specifies that, you know, she’s got designer clothes, but I don’t really think that constitutes a style, per se (maybe I’m the only one that thinks that?), so I wanted to give her something beyond what was expected of when you think of a wardrobe filled with nice designer things. In my mind, she’s not necessarily estranged from her parents and her family, but then not really on fantastic terms and she’s been trying to put some distance between herself and “the family name,” so her mother doesn’t really understand her. Her dad would have set up a monthly allowance for her to be able to buy groceries and pay the rent (although he severely overestimates the cost of these things and she ends with quite a bit left over every month), so she’s got herself a nice mix of high/low things in her closet. If I was British and had easy access to Topshop (wait, but now I do! Thank you, Nordstroms!), I would shop there all the time, so she loves herself some Topshop, too.
In terms of actual style, I didn’t want her to ever look too “done,” like there’s always something that keeps her from looking totally styled—either she’s got messy hair or smudgy makeup, flat shoes with a pencil skirt, sneakers and a pretty dress, slouchy jeans with something fancier, etc. The clothes are nd designer, but you would necessarily expect them to be just from looking at her. I’m also totally into sweaters and bundling up and being warm in the winter (I think Topshop is calling the trend “Scandi-girl”?) because it’s totally practical for Seattle and I think it suits someone like her who, in my mind, isn’t trying to be in the spotlight in everything she does.
▶Tell us about you.
Well, okay, my name is Carolina… Wait, do you really need a last name for this? Fine. Carolina Hemingway. Yeah, like THAT Hemingway. Would you believe me if I said that I actually didn’t like “A Farewell to Arms”? Yeah, it’s okay; my mom doesn’t believe me either.
I’m from London—I was born there and, okay, actually, I lived there for, oh, nineteen years of my life, hence the accent, and I’d gone to college there and at some point I think I just made a conscious decision to not be, er, a Hemingway, because I don’t really enjoy all that attention the name attracts, you know? I think I’d rather be known for being a writer myself than be known for having a dead great-grandfather who used to write. I don’t know. It just doesn’t make any sense, you know? Just being great-grandfather Hemingway had a way with words doesn’t mean that I am, or should be, in any way remarkable or talented, so why are people so interested in my family? I’ve never understood it. Everyone else gets it better than I do. I mean, yeah, my major is Creative Writing, but I think that maybe I just want to avoid being compared with great-grandaddy Ernest.
So, erm, yeah. Somehow I ended up in Washington. To get away from it all—in the most un-Twilight way possible. Is that even Twilight-y? I don’t know. I never read the books. Vampire lit never did it for me. Anyways, when I was nineteen, I decided to transfer from college in England to the University of Washington, because something in my mind was like, “Hey, you know where no one would know your family name? Seattle,” which is obviously not true, because I think the only place I could go where no one has heard the Hemingway name is probably somewhere In Africa and, you see, I can’t go to Africa because I burn like a peach. And my hair also has a tendency to be dry. Kind of.
Have I even told you anything about myself? Twenty-one, lived in London until I essentially ran away from Europe and, of all things, my last name, and I like to write. I used to be much wilder a couple years ago—it was my way of, more or less, giving the middle finger to my parents—well, my mother—for raising me the way they did.
▶How do you see yourself and how do others see you?
You see, it depends on who you ask.
“Are you her friend? Would you please tell her to get over herself and come home? There’s a charity ball at the end of the month, and everyone in the family ought to be there. She’s very selfish—so immature, this ‘hiding out in Seattle’ nonsense.” –my mother
My favorite professor: “She’s very driven, very talented—very private in person. I’m sure that if you were privileged enough to read her writing, you would understand why she is the way she is. [pause] You want to read some? I’m sorry, I can’t help you.”
“Sure, she’s private, but give her a little alcohol and she opens up like a book—you can barely get her to shut up! Honey, I know all about the Hemingway family drama.” –my roommate, [insert name here because I feel like choosing a roommate now would be presumptuous, but it would definitely be Lo]
As for me, I don’t really think of myself as shy. I mean, I’m quiet, but there’s a different between the two, you know? I don’t think I’m that awkward around people I don’t know, and I’ll talk to them, but I don’t talk if I don’t feel like I have something to say. Some people might say that it’s antisocial, but I don’t really see it that way, because I’m just not much of a chatterer. And, yeah, I’m private, but that’s more something born out of growing up in the spotlight than from a conscious desire to not tell people anything and let them in, etc. People tell me that I’m really funny when I do speak up—my inner commentary on whatever is happening is probably way funnier than what I actually choose to say. At least, I like to think so.
▶What is your history? Tell us about life growing up.
Would you really like to hear about this? Because I’m sure you could just read about it somewhere on the internet. Really. You could. Would you like to? [pause] No? Fine.
Growing in the way I did was a bit weird, because, you know, we’ve got this family name, obviously, and this grandfather that’s, for all intents and purposes, famous, and he was dead before I was ever born, so it was weird to grow up hearing about it and to be stuck with this—this legacy of, “Oh, he was such a fantastic writer,” but we’d never met him, never been able to pick his brain and talk to him about his novels, so maybe that’s why I’m not a huge fan of his works. Or maybe I’m just ornery.
I’ve never really gotten on with my mother that well—to be honest, and she’d resent me for saying so, but I’ve always thought of her as cold and distant, and she was fairly absent from my childhood for the first fifteen years of my life. I mean, she was there, but she wasn’t, you know, mothering. She was like that woman that just lived in the house, who was married to my father, but I can count on one hand the number of times that she was in the least being motherly. It wasn’t until I get older that she really tried to invest herself in my life, but I suppose by then, the damage was done. At that point, she wasn’t so much my mother as she was, like, an overbearing aunt. Or an unpleasant sister. There’s not really much I can say for her—a lot of people apologize for my not having a great relationship with my mother, but I realized a long time ago that we’d never be anything more than, well, enemies, for lack of a better word.
I used to fantasize, actually, when I was little that my father had gone to Paris and adopted me and that my real mother was out there. Obviously, that’s not the case, but that was the basis of my first short story (I was twelve when I wrote it for class), and I think that was probably when I realized that I wanted to write.
My father has always been much nicer to me—he’d take me to the park and we’d walk and talk about school, or he’d take me to get ice cream, and we’d have nice father-daughter time. He was so much more present in my life than my mother was. At this point, I think he’s sad that I’ve cut off most contact with them—I’m not sure he understands entirely why I’m not there—but he still cares and wants to take care of me. Every month, he actually deposits money into my bank account—for food and rent and tuition, you know—totally behind my mother’s back, but I think he overestimates the cost of living or something. I usually have a couple hundred dollars more than I need every month. I don’t know if that’s his way of saying, “Hey, I miss you, buy yourself something nice because I’m not there to buy it for you,” or if he’s honestly just not paying attention to the dollar amount.
▶What are your likes, dislikes, favorite bands, hobbies, etc?
I like breathing. That’s pretty cool, I guess. Actually, you know what I really like? Boys in suits. Why don’t they all wear suits 150% of the time? Ugh. That was random. Erm, I like books. I like to read. I’m not a total recluse… I think. I’m not much for partying, and if I’m going to drink and get drunk, I’m going to do it at home so I can turn on the TV and laugh at reality television or something. I was a total party girl back in London. I like to think I’m much more studious now. [pause] Am I still not answering the question? I like writing (have we been over this yet?), tea and coffee at late hours, a cappella music, pretending that no one can hear me when I’m singing to myself, and superhero movies. I don’t like Matthew McConaughey movies (okay, except “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,” it’s a classic and for that I will make an exception), my mother’s surprise “Come back to London!” phone calls, overpriced and overly sweet coffee drinks, and yellow nail polish. I feel like I’m composing the world’s weirdest dating profile right now. Hobbies are as follows: composing spontaneous song parodies whilst watching aforementioned superhero movies; making soup for people because I like to make soup and I like my friends, so why not make soup for my friends; reading and drinking tea; and sketching my friend’s faces very poorly. I promise I’m taking this seriously, I just have to make myself sound interesting so I don’t come across as a total loser.
▶Finally, If there was a quote to describe you, what would it be?
“No day but today,” which less describes me and more describes how I’d like to be. I’m working on it.
Answer these questions out of character-
▶Why do you want to be a part of this roleplay?
Because I’m a Washingtonian and I’ll even be in the UW area and I’ll be able to go to University Village and be like, “HEY, I WROTE ABOUT THIS PLACE IN MY STORY, THIS IS WHERE SHE WOULD HAVE WALKED,” and everyone would think I was weird, but I’d hope you guys would understand. Who is the “you guys” I’m even writing at? I don’t even know anymore. AND ALSO BECAUSE I WAS AN ORIGINAL MEMBER OF SOS AND IT WOULD MAKE ME SAD TO NOT BE IN THE REDUX. CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPSLOCK. I’m sorry, I got weirder in the year that I was gone.
▶What other roleplays are you in and do you think you will be able to make at least one set a week (preferably more)?
Well, you see, I’m just so busy with all of my roleplays and such that I’m not entirely sure I’ll be able to making any sets for SOS at all. I kid, I kid. Being that I’ve had such stellar participation in the Polyvore world for the past year (erm, oops?), I’m presently not in any roleplays (is it that obvious?), but making at least a set a week would be a lovely little minimal commitment. Not that I would only make a set a week. But I’m just saying. I’m starting school next Monday and I’ll have a lot of free time before and after class, so clearly Polyvore is what I ought to be filling my time with.
▶List your top three character and model choices.
Carolina Hemingway—Cara, but I was totally torn between Cara and Josephine Skriver. I went for Cara because I thought she fit the style I wanted to give her better.
Okay, she wasn’t listed in the open characters, but I played her in the original SOS and I’ve kind of missed her, but Alexandra “Ale” Beck would be my second choice, if that’s even a possibility, because I feel like I never really had the chance to get into her character, writing-wise, but that was more my fault than anyone else’s. I’d probably like to use Lindsey, if she’s not being used, or Emily DiDonato (who’d been my original model choice)—but I’m still torn on the whole subject and I don’t know if I’d still want to use Lindsey. #frustrated #ishashtaggingonpolyvoreokay?
If Ale isn’t an option, my second and third choices would be Sawyer (probably also Cara, because she fits the feminine tomboy thing in my head) and Mila (Anya K—I can’t decide if it’s pretentious to refer to her by her last initial, but I totally can’t remember how to spell her last name right now and my brother wants to watch Scooby-Doo, so I need to finish this already), respectively.
▶Do you have some sort of storyline planned for your character? This question is really here so you can think about it. I really don't want people to tryout if they are going to stop writing by next week.
YES TOTALLY. I’d want to reserve Joseph Gordon-Levitt (hey, what can I say? I love a guy in a suit!) or Ryan Gosling. Or both. Have ALL the attractive gentlemen.
Final note: every time I think about the RP acronym being SOS, I get that JoBros song stuck in my head for an hour. The end.
[Edit: just kidding, not the end. Here's my story.]
“Wait,” my roommate said suddenly, drawing my attention away from my laptop, “if you’re from London, can you introduce me to the One Direction guys?”
I laughed. It was totally like her to ask random questions like that, just out of the blue. “Ahh, I see what makes you a good journalist now. You ask all the hard-hitting questions,” I shot back, without turning around. “What makes you think I know One Direction?”
“Well, hmm, let’s see,” she replied. I could imagine what she looked like right now—hair tied up in a messy bun, eyes narrowed, but a clever grin painted across her face. She’d be ticking reasons off on her fingers—she’d look more and more catlike as she progressed, thinking that she’d caught and trapped me. “For starters, you’re British, so I feel like that automatically puts you at better odds for knowing them. And your family is basically famous—”
“Hey!” I hissed at her, spinning around in my chair.
She laughed, her smile widening. “Caroline, there’s no one here but us, and it’s not like anyone can hear through the walls,” she told me with a small wink. “But, I digress. Your family is basically famous—they’ve probably been to events where the boys have been, /you’ve/ probably been to events where the boys have been present. It’s taken all of my self-control not to steal your phone and scroll through your contacts looking for ‘Harry Styles’ or ‘the Stylinator.’”
“Excuse you, but if I had Harry’s number in my phone, it would be under ‘Uncle Harold.’ No last name, just to throw you off.”
“That’s really rather strange and disturbing.”
“Yeah. Then it would have worked. Because you’d be thinking to yourself, ‘Hey, what if she does actually have an Uncle Harold? Maybe texting obscene things to this number would be a poor idea on my part. I’m not going to do that.’ And then my work would be done.”
“You’re sick.”
“I like to think that it helps pay my rent.”
“But, really, do you have his number?”
“If I had it, I wouldn’t give it to you.”
“How about this: if you don’t give me Harry Styles’ phone number, I’ll kick you out.”
“Hey, genius. It’s my name on the lease agreement.”
"...dang it."
[I don't know why it's repeating the last question at the bottom of the text, but it doesn't show up when I'm in the editor, so, er...]
“…dang it.”
▶Do you have some sort of storyline planned for your character? This question is really here so you can think about it. I really don't want people to tryout if they are going to stop writing by next week.
YES TOTALLY. I’d want to reserve Joseph Gordon-Levitt (hey, what can I say? I love a guy in a suit!) or Ryan Gosling. Or both. Have ALL the attractive gentlemen.